It's 5:30 AM.
Time for stinky goodness!
No surprises.
Just plain stinky "stinky goodness."
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We follow you into the kitchen
like little lost sheep.
We need that stinky like you
need your caffeine.
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Through blurry eyes,
we watch you arrange the bowls.
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We await that wonderful tinny, popping sound!
Our little minds chant...
"Stinky goodness, stinky goodness."
Nomma Momma
Nommy Nommies!!"
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Instead, what we gets
is sudden blindness!!!
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I haven't even done my furs
or wiped the "Katzendreck"
(that's East Prussian for cat dirt or
what you humans call 'sleep') from my eyes.
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Thanks for photographing me with that left eye boogie.
!!And look at my legs...They're just nubbins!!
Please make a note of this:
I don't do mornings....OR candid camera!
17 comments:
Your mom is pretty sneaky!
That is a really cute photo of the two of you ...
THat is just rude to get your picture that early!
And she used food to bribe you=is that legal?...But you are beautiful, photogenic kitties just the same=our Mommy hates it when she gets a lovely photo of us and realizes she forgot to clean our eyes!...Happy week sweet friends...Calle, Halle, Sukki
That was quite rude of your human! How would she like it if someone did that to her?
Noll, you poor poor thing. No cat should have to put up with the flashy beast before stinky goodness!
We know you'll get your revenge... sweet revenge!
LOL!
How rude, to do that first thing in the morning, so early. We bet your mom wouldn't like it if someone was snapping HER pic at 5:30AM!
Aww, Noll, if yo hadn't brought it to our attention, we would not have noticed the left eye boogie.
When my Mom gets up, I run ahead of her to the kitchen, taking the stairs in one bound, so as to be sure she doesn't think she can make tea without getting me my foods. But she has never tried the flashie box thing at mealtime.
Knowing what my Mom's face and hair look like in the mornings, it would be hysterical to get a picture of HER at that time. Hmmmmmm - maybe a future Wordless Wednesday..........
What? So not fair... But oh, so , cute!
jack a-roo & miss moo
That was real mean - before you'd had time to straighten your whiskers!!
But you are both sooooo adorable!!!!!
Andy is waving to his bud, Luigi....
MOL! We do mornings at our house but our mom does not!
--JB
Mornings are our favorite too...breakfast!!!
Oh we think that it is a super cute picture! But we do understand that the stinky goodness should come first!
Hahaha! How inconsiderate of your mum.
Try taking the human's picture that early in the morning and see if she likes it!!!
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