My Name is Noll. Nip's How I Roll

I be
one fit & fabulous feline. 

No wastline
creep for me!

I watch what I eat
to stay light on my feet

HAIL! Nepeta cataria
my daily hysteria!

You smell like a skunk,
you make me punch-drunk.

A nibble a day,
keeps the vet away!

a catnip life's for me!