Noll Beholds the Power of Mancat!

"In the land of Mordor,

In the shadow of Mount Doom!"

(Oh wait....wrong story line...)

"In the Land of Mancat,

In the shadow of Mount Zoom!"

'Squeaker,
The White Lord,'
has but to reach out his paw
to make the lady cats swoon!!"

(PSSSST! NOT YOU Squeak! -
 The lady cats are supposed to swoon.)

"And into his mancatliness
The White Lord poured out his will
to dominate all others!

For felines are so easily seduced....
BY CATNIP!"
(WAIT, that's not right.....)

"For felines are so easily seduced
by power!!!

BEHOLD...

The Power of Mancat!!!

There is none who can contend with it