Noll is NOT a Morning Cat

It's 5:30 AM. 
Time for stinky goodness!
No surprises. 
Just plain stinky "stinky goodness."
We follow you into the kitchen
like little lost sheep.
We need that stinky like you
need your caffeine.
Through blurry eyes,
we watch you arrange the bowls.
We await that wonderful tinny, popping sound!
Our little minds chant...
"Stinky goodness, stinky goodness."
Nomma Momma
Nommy Nommies!!"
Instead, what we gets
 is sudden blindness!!!
I haven't even done my furs
or wiped the "Katzendreck"
(that's East Prussian for cat dirt or
what you humans call 'sleep') from my eyes.
Thanks for photographing me with that left eye boogie.

!!And look at my legs...They're just nubbins!!

Please make a note of this:
I don't do mornings....OR candid camera!


Sweet Praline said...

Your mom is pretty sneaky!

JC said...

That is a really cute photo of the two of you ...

Angel and Kirby said...

THat is just rude to get your picture that early!

Jacqueline said...

And she used food to bribe you=is that legal?...But you are beautiful, photogenic kitties just the same=our Mommy hates it when she gets a lovely photo of us and realizes she forgot to clean our eyes!...Happy week sweet friends...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Sparkle said...

That was quite rude of your human! How would she like it if someone did that to her?

The Paw Relations said...

Noll, you poor poor thing. No cat should have to put up with the flashy beast before stinky goodness!

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

We know you'll get your revenge... sweet revenge!

Kea said...


How rude, to do that first thing in the morning, so early. We bet your mom wouldn't like it if someone was snapping HER pic at 5:30AM!

Simba said...

Aww, Noll, if yo hadn't brought it to our attention, we would not have noticed the left eye boogie.

When my Mom gets up, I run ahead of her to the kitchen, taking the stairs in one bound, so as to be sure she doesn't think she can make tea without getting me my foods. But she has never tried the flashie box thing at mealtime.

Knowing what my Mom's face and hair look like in the mornings, it would be hysterical to get a picture of HER at that time. Hmmmmmm - maybe a future Wordless Wednesday..........

Cyber-sibes said...

What? So not fair... But oh, so , cute!

jack a-roo & miss moo

Harry Spotter said...

Who is a morning cat or person now us. Poor Noll.

Hannah and Lucy said...

That was real mean - before you'd had time to straighten your whiskers!!

Sammy and Andy said...

But you are both sooooo adorable!!!!!

Andy is waving to his bud, Luigi....

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

MOL! We do mornings at our house but our mom does not!

Brian said...

Mornings are our favorite too...breakfast!!!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Oh we think that it is a super cute picture! But we do understand that the stinky goodness should come first!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha! How inconsiderate of your mum.

The Island Cats said...

Try taking the human's picture that early in the morning and see if she likes it!!!

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