All of these "Cat-O-Lympic"
events made me, the great
and powerful Noll,
work up a mancatly sweat!
I concatulate the winners.
And now, speaking in
the venacular of the peasantry,
must 'take a powder.'
I shall talk to the press afterwards.
"Clip, clip here,
Clip, clip there,
I give the roughest claws.
That certain air of savoir faire,
In the Merry Old Land of....
"Well bust my buttons!"
Pay NO attention to that cat
behind the curtain sportsfans......"
I SAID, "PAY NO ATTENTION..."
"Ah shucks fellas I'm speechless!"
(These locker room interviews always
make me blush as red
as a ruby slipper.)
