Noll Takes a Powder

All of these "Cat-O-Lympic"
events made me, the great
and powerful Noll,
 work up a mancatly sweat!

I concatulate the winners.
And now, speaking in
the venacular of the peasantry,
must 'take a powder.'

I shall talk to the press afterwards.

"Clip, clip here,
Clip, clip there,
I give the roughest claws.
That certain air of savoir faire,
In the Merry Old Land of....

"Well bust my buttons!"

Pay NO attention to that cat
behind the curtain sportsfans......"


"Ah shucks fellas I'm speechless!"

(These locker room interviews always
make me blush as red
as a ruby slipper.)