It's 5:30 AM.
Time for stinky goodness!
No surprises.
Just plain stinky "stinky goodness."
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We follow you into the kitchen
like little lost sheep.
We need that stinky like you
need your caffeine.
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Through blurry eyes,
we watch you arrange the bowls.
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We await that wonderful tinny, popping sound!
Our little minds chant...
"Stinky goodness, stinky goodness."
Nomma Momma
Nommy Nommies!!"
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Instead, what we gets
is sudden blindness!!!
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I haven't even done my furs
or wiped the "Katzendreck"
(that's East Prussian for cat dirt or
what you humans call 'sleep') from my eyes.
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Thanks for photographing me with that left eye boogie.
!!And look at my legs...They're just nubbins!!
Please make a note of this:
I don't do mornings....OR candid camera!
