27.3.10

Noll on How to Approach Catnip in the Wild

Step #1....Point your nose into the wind
and search for catnip's telltale scent. 
 Awwww, there it is!

Step #2....Be very, very quiet
so as not to make it run.


Step #3....Address the catnip with respect.
A "Good afternoon Sir Nepeta cataria"
is quite appropriate.

Step #4....Bow your head low.


Step #5....Let your face
become one with the nip.


Remember: Catnip is shy at first,
but it quickly becomes
a cat's best friend.