Step #1....Point your nose into the wind
and search for catnip's telltale scent.
Awwww, there it is!
Step #2....Be very, very quiet
so as not to make it run.
Step #3....Address the catnip with respect.
A "Good afternoon Sir Nepeta cataria"
is quite appropriate.
Step #4....Bow your head low.
Step #5....Let your face
become one with the nip.
Remember: Catnip is shy at first,
but it quickly becomes
a cat's best friend.