Noll Takes a Powder

All of these "Cat-O-Lympic"

events made me, the great

and powerful Noll,

 work up a mancatly sweat!

I concatulate the winners.

And now, speaking in

the venacular of the peasantry,

must 'take a powder.'

I shall talk to the press afterwards.

"Clip, clip here,

Clip, clip there,

I give the roughest claws.

That certain air of savoir faire,

In the Merry Old Land of....

"Well bust my buttons!"

Pay NO attention to that cat

behind the curtain sportsfans......"

I SAID, "PAY NO ATTENTION..."

"Ah shucks fellas I'm speechless!"

(These locker room interviews always

make me blush as red

as a ruby slipper.)