29.8.10

Noll on His (Human) Pet Peeves !!


Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit....
I gots to thinking.

Humans are always complaining about this,
that and the other.

This bothers them, that makes them go loopy and
something else just bugs the
jumping jeepers out of them.

WELL, I have a few of my own human pet peeves!
Here's a sampling:

Noll's #1 human pet peeve: 
Unreliability. 
I prefer a reliable, clockwork presentation of stinky goodness every morning!
Go back to bed if you must, just DON'T SLEEP IN.

Noll's #2 human pet peeve:
Unexpected, grating noises.
When you get out that box of foil wrap 
and tear off a sheet.
Holy cow that noise goes right through me!

Noll's #3 pet peeve:
Closed doors.
WHAT ever are you hiding at all hours
of the day and night?
Keep the doors open woman,
so I might see
and come and go as I please.
I've got this curiosity thing to satisfy!

And, you dear furfriends,
do you have any human pet peeves?






24 comments:

The Creek Cats said...

Great list! We totally agree, especially with #2. We hate tin foil!

Jade and Myst said...

#3 is a big one here... we don't like the doord being closed. Noll - I look kinda like you ~ Myst

Brian said...

That was a wonderful list! I just don't like things that go bang or bump when the shouldn't!

us4 cats said...

a great post. and an adoring photo!

closed doors? that a no-no in our home.

The Chair Speaks said...

Hugs and kisses to handsome Noll.
We don't like it when neighbours play crackers or fireworks!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Those are all so annoying. I particularly dislike closed doors...

Angel and Kirby said...

Those are very valid pet peeves. We do not allow closed doors, either!

The Island Cats said...

We hate when the human gets that rug sucking monster out of the closet!!! And we hate closed doors too!!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

My KNOWS no doors stay khlosed with me -

I think woo need to retrain yours!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

JC said...

The doors are always closed at our house. The one to the laundry room. The one going outside. The one where the dog food lives. Doesn't she know the soft blanket is in there ? Something about getting locked in ...

We also think they sleep in too much. We send Riley to MEW at Mom. He's the baby and has that cute orange look going for him.

Sweet Praline said...

I agree with you about the closed door thing. There are NO closed doors in my house.

Jacqueline said...

Great list, we agree with every one, especially #3=we hate closed doors and we hate any loud noises...Beautiful photo, Noll...Happy week, sweet friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Sparkle said...

The question should be what does my human do that DOESN'T annoy me! But I have to say the closed door thing is near the top of my list!

Daisy said...

Those things irritate me, too! I especially hate loud noises.

Kea said...

We think your list is great! We don't like it when the next door neighbour leaves her dog outside to bark endlessly.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Closed doors are our worsted thing and when we are crying pitifully for foods we don't want the "in a minute" message!!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, we have a list of pet peeves. You can start with Jan's failing memory which means she sometimes forgets to put food in our bowls or feed the dogs breakfast until almost dinnertime.

We got a kick out of your comment - Wowsers! Talk about special effects....that Daffy game sounds like fun ;)

Yes, Noll, that Daffy game is fun. You could almost say it's electric. :)

Sammy and Andy said...

Oh,yes!!!!!!! You go, friend!!!!! We love how you sounded off.......wonderful pic also. xxxxxxx

Ginger Jasper said...

Yup can agree with your list, I hate the ti foil too but my mostest is the sucky beast I think it should be banned.. Hugs GJ x

Eric and Flynn said...

We don't have any closed doors but we hate loud noises that wake us up.

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Ooo, that evil vacuum...

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Hi Noll! That is a handsome picture of you! And boy do we agree with you on all those Human Pet Peeves! We hate late breakfast (every weekend it happens), hate lound noises (if you think foil is bad - have you heard them with a garbage bag - awful) and closed doors are just wrong (ok, we get why Lola's door is closed but all the rest should be open!) We think your list is perfect!

Cyber-sibes said...

Good list, Noll. We would add: leashes, bath, trips to the VET and maybe being left behind when the bipeds go places.

jack-a-roo and miss moo

Elyse K said...

Dear Noll... I came to this entry via your recognition on Pet Blogs United, so- congratulations on your recognition!

Cassie's human peeves are-
the vacuum cleaner-- she agrees with Rumbles; late meals and closed doors-- she agrees with you completely on both of those; thunderstorms-- she hates the noise; and, of course, my not being home to cater to her every whim!

Hugs,
Elyse